2 c. Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix
1/2 c. water

Wake wife up! Heat griddle to medium heat or if griddle is electric, to 375 degrees.

Combine all ingredients in clean bowl. Stir until great big lumps disappear. For thicker pancakes, use less water and for thinner pancakes, use a little more water. Cook on griddle, present to wife, sit back and watch her smile. To keep smile on wife's face, clean up afterwards and wash dirty dishes.