1 elephant
2 rabbits
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy

Cut elephant into small bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but only if necessary, since most people don't like to find hare in their stew.