1 vanilla bean
3 1/2 c. sugar
3 c. water
2 oz. instant coffee, caffinated
1 fifth 100% Vodka or Everclear

Boil sugar and water 20 minutes. Mix coffee with 1 cup boiling water. Split vanilla bean and add to water and sugar. Mix in 1/2 gallon brown bottle. Cool; add coffee mixture and booze. Let sit. Share or enjoy then!