1 lb. firm tofu, drained
6 cloves garlic, minced
6 tbsp. soy sauce
4 tbsp. lemon juice
2 tsp. kelp
4 tsp. caraway seeds
2 tsp. curry

Combine all ingredients in a blender. More garlic and curry powder can be added to make the dip even livlier. Beware - this wreaks havoc on one's breath.