1 lb. macaroni shells or rotini look
1 firm tomato
1/2 c. grated carrot
2 tbsp. chopped onion
1/4 c. green pepper, chopped
1/4 c. celery, chopped
1 c. ham, cubed or Spam
1 c. corn (Mexi-corn is festive)
Miracle Whip
Salt & pepper to taste

Cook macaroni per instructions. Cool and add rest of ingredients.