2 Stew MRE's
1 steak
1 can corn
1 tbsp. hot sauce
1 MRE pkg. salt
1 MRE pkg. pepper
1 box Twinkies
6 pack near beer
1 c. rice

Place MRE Stew meals in saucepan at medium heat. Prepare and add 1 cup rice (ensure it is sticky). Allow to simmer. Dice and broil steak until brown, add to stew. Cook at slow heat for 1 hour. Add 1 tablespoon of hot sauce, salt, pepper, and stir. Drink near beer and eat Twinkies while stew is cooking. Consume when stew is thick.