1 lg. elephant
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

First cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 weeks. Salt and pepper to taste. Cook over kerosene fire at 470 degrees for about 8 days. This recipe will serve 1, 360 people (so invite some friends over). If more are expected, add 2 rabbits. Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.