1 elephant (med.)
Salt & pepper
2 rabbits (opt.)

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more expected, 2 rabbits may be added tot his only if necessary, as most people do not like to find "hare" in their stew.