1 elephant - med.
30 gal. water
2 pick-up loads onions
2 pick-up loads potatoes & carrots
Salt & pepper
2 rabbits (opt.)

Cut up elephant into bite-size pieces (should take about 2 months). Cover with water. Add vegetables, salt and pepper to taste and simmer for 4 weeks. Will serve 5, 000 people. If expecting more people, 2 rabbits may be added, but do not add rabbits unless absolutely necessary. (Since most people do not like to find hare in their stew.) P.S. Save feet for foot stools.