2-3 tsp. chopped green chilies
4 med. tomatoes, chopped fine
1/2 c. onion, chopped fine
1/2 c. celery, chopped fine
1/2 c. green pepper, chopped fine
2 tbsp. red wine
1/4 c. Wesson oil
2 tbsp. mustard seeds
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. garlic salt
3 shakes Tabasco
Doritos

Mix everything together and refrigerate overnight. Serve with Doritos.