1 med. sized elephant
2 rabbits, optional
Salt
Pepper

Cut the elephant into small bite-size pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. But do this only in an emergency. Most people don't like hare in their stews!