1 3/4 c. vodka
1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk (NOT evaporated milk)
1 c. cream
4 eggs
2 tbsp. chocolate syrup
2 tbsp. instant coffee
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. almond extract

Combine vodka, sweetened condensed milk, and cream. Beat in eggs. Add chocolate syrup, instant coffee, vanilla, and almond extract.