1 (8 oz.) box Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Mix
1 Fifth Beefeater's Gin (or equivalent)
1 bag of pretzels

Empty macaroni mix into medium saucepan. Heat over low flame. Pour 8 ounces gin into a large Mason jar; drink. Stir macaroni. Turn on tv. Refill Mason jar with gin; add ice (optional).

Have someone else stir macaroni. Open pretzel bag; eat contents. Discard macaroni. Turn stove off next morning upon awakening.

Note: Tequila may be substitute per preference (for the macaroni).