8 oz. crabmeat or crab-flavored stix
8 oz. shrimp
1 c. celery, diced
1 c. green onion, sliced
1-2 c. pasta, any kind, cooked
1 c. mayonnaise or Miracle Whip
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. dill weed

Cut crab stix into bite-sized pieces. Combine all other ingredients and chill.