First, invest about $500 - in fishing equipment. Make reservations one year in advance at a reputable establishment in Pulaski, N.Y. during the height of the salmon season (September 15-October 15). If you are skillful and-or lucky you will hook and land a salmon. Take the fish to a local cleaning station-smokehouse and have it prepared for about $10-fish. Bring the smoked fish home and share it with your friends - delicious!! Depending on length of stay, accommodations, meals, travel expenses, etc., the smoked salmon will cost you approximately $81 per pound - what a bargain!