1/3 c. mayonnaise
1/3 c. Miracle Whip salad dressing
1/3 c. dairy sour cream
1/2 tsp. prepared mustard
1 tsp. cider vinegar
3 tsp. horseradish sauce
Dash Tabasco hot sauce
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. dried parsley flakes
1 tbsp. celery leaves (minced fine)
1/2 tsp. celery salt

Combine all ingredients, blend well. Serve over shredded lettuce, matchstick strips of ham, Swiss cheese, American cheese, cooked chicken white meat.