HOW TO MAKE A CAKE 
2 c. flour
1 c. sugar
2 c. milk
1 stick butter
1 c. raisins
1 c. nuts
1 egg
1 tsp. BLAIR allspice
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. BLAIR vanilla flavoring

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients. Grease pan; crack nuts. Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy autos from kitchen table. Measure 1 cup flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour, wash flour off him. Measure 1 more cup flour to replace flour on floor. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell and return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl.

Wash Johnny. Get out egg; answer phone. Return to kitchen and find Johnny, remove his hands from bowl. Wash butter, milk and spices off of him. Take up greased pan and find 1 cup nut shells in it. Head for Johnny (who flies) knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor. Wash table; wash walls; wash dishes and wash Johnny. Call the baker and lie down.

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