1 doz. coyotes, lg. & wily in nature
25 gal. Acme instant coyote broth
50 lb. carrots, diced
50 lb. potatoes, diced
Salt & pepper to taste

Simmer coyote in broth until tender. This takes about 1 week. Season to taste. Add vegetables in last hour of cooking. Serves 250 people. If unexpected guests arrive. 1 rabbit may be added, but do this only in an emergency, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.