2 med. size bears (300 lbs. each)
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut bears into bite size pieces. Add brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire at 460 degrees for about 2 weeks. This will serve 1013 people. If more are expected, the rabbits may be added.

But do this only in an emergency as most people do not like a hare in their stew.