2 c. flour
1/4 c.cornmeal
1 c. cracker crumbs
1 tbsp. Sharpshire O'Spices

Mix thoroughly

1 doz. eggs, beaten
1 can cow milk

Mix eggs and cow. Slice "Things" to desired thickness. Dip in egg milk batter and bread in flour mixture. Fry in hot fat until they are "24K Gold Floting Delectable Morsels". The "Things" are best when served with Sharpshire O'Barbeque sauce. Things calf fries".

- the Bar Nuttin' Happy Cookers