2 slices plain white sandwich bread
2 tsp. "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"
1 tbsp. "Skippy" creamy peanut butter

Place 2 slices of bread horizontally and adjacently on 10" dinner plate. Spread 1 teaspoon of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" evenly over one bread slice. Repeat spreading operation identically over second bread slice. Spread 1 tablespoon of Skippy creamy peanut butter over surface of 1 of the bread slices. Place other slice of bread against slice of bread containing Skippy creamy peanut butter. Press down gingerly so both slices adhere to Skippy creamy peanut butter. Cut diagonally and serve with 10 ounce glass of 2% white milk.