1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt
Pepper
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy; cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. Yield: 3, 800 servings.