PRESERVE CHILDREN 
1 lg. grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 dogs
A pinch of brook
Some sm. stones
Flowers

Mix children and dogs together and put them in the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over stones, sprinkle field with flowers an spread over all a deep blue sky. Bake in a hot sun. When thoroughly browned, remove and set to cool in a bath tub.

 

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