1 hard boiled egg
1 tbsp. mayonnaise
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
2 Doritos OR
2 paper triangles and toothpicks

Peel hard boiled egg. Cut in half lengthwise. Remove yolk; mix with mayonnaise, salt, and pepper. Put egg yolk mixture in egg halves. Stand Dorito up in egg yolk to look like a sail or tape paper triangle to toothpick and use as a sail. Sail them into your mouth.