2 slices bread
Good Goop Spread
Crispy lettuce
1 slice cheese
2 slices pepperoni
1/2 c. egg salad
1 slice ham
1 slice cold roast beef
2 lg. pickles
1 c. olives
1 bowl potato chips
1 pillow
1 couch
Floor space
Silence
Ear muffs

Cut two slices of bread thick. Spread goop so it will hold all of the filling. Slop on all ingredients on left side; surround with all ingredients on right side (they serve as sideboards). Gorge.

The pillow, the couch or floor space - no problem. Quiet, use ear muffs if the need arises.