1 hot dog (the shrivelled ones in back are to be avoided unless you're with an expert
1 single use packet Miracle Whip
1 single use packet mustard
1 single use packet ketchup
1 single use packet pickle relish (onion relish is optional)
1 stale bun
1 pkg. Ding Dongs
1 bag deep fry kettle chips (or Cheetos)
1 empty 44 oz. Super Big Gulp c.
1 stamped envelope
1 blank check
1 25 cent currency unit, USA (quarter)