1 lb. tofu, mashed (hands work well for that)
1/2 tsp. turmeric
1 tsp. dry mustard
1 tbsp. herbal salt
1 1/2 tsp. celery seed
1 1/2 tsp. oregano
1 1/2 tsp. parsley
1 tbsp. mayonnaise
1/2 c. minced onion
3 celery stalks, minced
Chopped sweet or dill pickles to taste

Simply mix all ingredients. Mix well. Serve as sandwich filling or as centerpiece in a bed of lettuce.