- 1. A GOOD DIET LUNCH
- One hour before time ... you have a good diet lunch.
Ingredients: 3 (beans .. breast .. potato)
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- 2. STRESS DIET
- 1. If no one ... If you drink a diet soda with a candy ... way into the calorie counter.
Ingredients: 15 (bars .. bread .. breast .. cookie .. cookies .. cream ...)
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- 3. STRESS DIET
- If no one sees ... If you drink a diet soda with a candy ... Junior Mints, and red licorice.
Ingredients: 17 (bars .. bread .. breast .. cookie .. cream .. fudge ...)
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- 4. DIETING UNDER STRESS
- A regimen designed for ... freezer. Rules for this diet: 1. If you ... for any other food color.
Ingredients: 16 (bars .. breast .. cake .. cheese .. cookie .. cream ...)
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- 5. DIETING UNDER STRESS
- This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
Ingredients: 16 (bars .. breast .. cheese .. cookie .. cream .. dry ...)
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- 6. DIETING UNDER STRESS
- This diet is designed to help ... a spoon making a sundae.
Ingredients: 16 (bars .. breast .. cheese .. cookie .. cream .. dry ...)
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- 7. HOLIDAY DIET
- This diet is designed to help ... and may be substituted anywhere.
Ingredients: 16 (bars .. cheese .. cookie .. cream .. dry .. grapefruit ...)
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- 8. STRESS DIET
- If no one sees ... If you drink a diet soda with a candy ... you don't use a plate.
Ingredients: 15 (bars .. bread .. breast .. cookie .. cream .. fudge ...)
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- 9. LUNCH
- 1. Insert dollar bill into Pepsi machine. 2. Reinsert dollar bill into Pepsi machine. 3. Repeat #2 as needed. 4. Open saltines. 5. Enjoy.
Ingredients: 2 (pepsi .. saltines)
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- 10. ANOTHER REDUCING DIET
- BREAKFAST: Weak tea LUNCH: 1 bouillon cube ... paprika and 1 clove leaf salad
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